why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
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Good Omens, Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
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“At first, I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.”
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What gay guys think a vagina looks like.
are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?
as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like
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Spaniard. Medic project. Serial reader. Mosquito fighter. Too lazy to-
